February 2011
musikuis:
The Smiths
Haikus about baby showers.
whydoihaveablog:
There’s no open bar? Wait. There is no bar at all? Intolerable.
Uterus? Empty. Mine, not yours, my dear cousin. I can still have beer.
No, really, I can. You are the only one who cannot drink. Selfish.
Only so many “Oohs” and “Ahhs” re: tiny things Before I want beer.